I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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