I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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