all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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