It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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