I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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