people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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