What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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