So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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