he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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