Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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