k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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