What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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