Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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