just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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