I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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