plz talk dirty to me
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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