all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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