this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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