I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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