How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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