I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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