i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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