oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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