It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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