are you still at the devil's house?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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