I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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