i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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