in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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