didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
wow bdsm is so cute
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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