Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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