i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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