Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
is it fun? or sober?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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