that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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