Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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