And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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