Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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