I didn't shave. On purpose
that's an acceptable place to lick
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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