I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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