I think I just saw someone hide a body.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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