Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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