ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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