I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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