She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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