NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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