You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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