How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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