Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I could make wine with my vomit
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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