i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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