No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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