Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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